She bought herself a diamond ring
Before the evening show
A ninety dollar bracelet
On daddy's visa gold
Short black skirts on warm days
With her black socks to her knees
Now she's wearing corduroy
Instead of bongo jeans
She's a preppie girl
Who rules the fashion world
She's a preppie girl
Makes me wanna hurl
f**ing preppie girl
Walks to church on sunday with her bottle in her hand
Wishing she was a rebel that could terrorize the land
Whose that standing so close to her
Holding her preppie hand
Maybe it is a running back or just a preppie man
She's a preppie girl
Who rules the fashion world
She's a preppie girl
Makes me wanna hurl
f**ing preppie girl
She's got a senior boyfriend
Well that b**h is just fifteen
Will she lose, will she lose, will she lose
Her virginity
Well he takes her out on prom night and he shows her a good time
Will he be in her pants by nine?
She's a preppie girl
Who rules the fashion world
She's a preppie girl
Makes me wanna hurl
f**ing preppie girl
To you we wish the best of luck
In your oh-so preppie life
And if you play your cards right
You might end up a plumber's wife