It was Saturday night, we were dressed for the k**
I've got my rubbers, Stez wants one on the pill
'Come on lads, stop hanging around, get in the car and we'll hit the f**ing town.'
Beater pulled a rough one, but she had a lot up front
Greasy hair, hadn't washed for weeks
She had flies buzzing round her melon
Saturday night, time for boozing and fighting
Saturday night, its f**ing exciting
Saturday night, time to get the ale in
Saturday night, ------ is paying
Watch it Beater! Her boyfriend's here
Broken nose, cauliflower ear
That ba*tard weighs 500lb
Look at his hands, they're dragging on the ground
Saturday night, time for boozing and fighting
Saturday night, its f**ing exciting
Saturday night, time to get plastered
Saturday night, f** off you f**ing ba*tard