[Intro] Yeah We're all equipped Hey kids, wanna try a little "Charlie Sheen"? It's the best drug known to man [Verse 1] Check it out I'm Charlie Sheen, got c**aine jaw f**ed Bree Olson, did the whole thing raw I make two million every episode, that's modest for my pay I got fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA f** AA, f** anybody with cancer f** p**nstars, f** dancers You call me an addict and I'll just smile, dream on Punk b**h, I'm the real Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn My line's polar, it's the ninth inning You're bipolar, I'm bi-winning Banging seven-gram rocks, tear my chest apart And you will see that I have three extra hearts Doing seventy-five pounds of llello every night, that's love Doing seventy-five pounds of llello every night, that's love I got tiger blood [Verse 2] Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen Five-foot-nine with a heart on clean Blinked his eyes and he cured AIDS His women and c**aine are pure grade Okay, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen Ten-foot-twenty money large and green Looking in the mirror like "I'm a stud" Don't f** with me, I got tiger blood We gotta speed things up now [Verse 3] Taking it down, dicking it down
Sticking my dick in and kicking a venomous Sentiment, isn't it eminent that I'm invincible Head full of demons and chemicals Flipping the furniture in my hotel room My wallet is missing, I'm going insane So I'm dipping my hand in my pocket Then flipping my finger f** you all, I'm doing c**aine Take a vacation with p**no star b**hes I puke in the trash bin Cause I'm two and a half men I won't die and anyone that's died Is really stupid just ask them Sinister f**ing unscrupulous laughter Rock and p**n life This is all a lesson Never f** Roger Dorn's wife, oops It's my life And I'm tired of pretending I am not special I'm making them clap I'm still an F18 when taking a nap I'm a battle tested bayonet That will violently love Till we ice age swimming I GOT TIGER BLOOD I STAY WINNING, b**h! [Verse 4] Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen Half-man, Half-horse, Half-machine Camera phone, shooting amateur p**n Wrote "Apocalypse Now" before I was born Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen Bones made of compressed methamphetamine I'm not an actor, b**h I'm a drug I got five children and tiger blood