On the way home from Splitsville
In an hour you'll be heading Portland bound
Got me feeling next to nothing
'Cause what you're saying it just ain't right
You'd make a damn good flight attendant
Metal birds they fly above
They say nothing is constant
Except that change comes
I'll be waiting in line for what you decide (2x)
Doesn't help I quit the paper
I get along on a shot and a one and done
Thought I'd told you on our first night
I'd told you then I just ain't right
On a bender on a Thursday
With my friends I plead the 5th
With a drink and stiff upper lip
I wonder where tomorrow comes
I'll be waiting in line for what you decide (2x)
You can help me Santa Anna help me forget
Cause I got so much work to do on my left
Get me off of this medicine
I told you now I just ain't right
I just ain't right (2x)
I'll be waiting in line for what you decide (2x)