Going to the backwoods to hang out at the fort Smoking stolen cigarettes from the general store Maybe we'll go fishing or swimming at the glen Go flying off the rope string and then back home again Spend the day half-crazy, like monkeys at the zoo Sit around complaining, cause there ain't nothing to do That's when my mom would yell us to go outside and play And she wouldn't see us home again til the end of the day Going to the backwoods to hang out at the creek Catching frogs and lizards, then we set them free Maybe we'll play kickball or maybe kick the can
Maybe I'll just kick your a** and then kick it again Spend the day half-crazy, like monkeys at the zoo Sit around complaining, cause there ain't nothing to do That's when my mom would yell us to go outside and play And she wouldn't see us home again til the end of the day Going to the backwoods to get away from home There's nothing I like better than sitting there alone Home in time for dinner: Corn on the cob Watermelon for dessert Just eatin' like a lawnmower Black sock and Sandal wearin' Pool party pushin' the Potato salad Slob!