We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee we don't take no trips on LSD We don't burn out draft cards down on Main Street Cause we like living right and being free We don't make a party out of loving but we like holding hands and pitchin' woo We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy like the hippies out in San Francisco do And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Ol' Glory down at the courthouse And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all Leather boots are still in style for manly foot wear Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen Football's still the roughest thing on campus And the kids here still respect the college dean And I'm proud to be... And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all in Muskogee Oklahoma USA