You ever wake up with hangover
The size of Mississippi
Feeling like you were broken down
Busted up and thrown up
On the wrong side of nightmare alley
You can't remember who you did
Or what you did to them
Now you met or where they dropped you off
But you know that in the morning
It's gonna hurt like goddamn hell
You ever feel like you were kicked in the ribs
By an overqualified bouncer on the weekend type
Who moonlights down at lazy Louie's last call
Bar and grill where you probably got raked
Over the coals one time too many
And kicked into a ditch you've spent
Your whole life digging
You ever feel like you waiting for an answer
To that all prevasive question "why"?
Which drips from every thought that
Still manages to cross your half-baked mind
And I am not claiming that I'm any better or that
I got the perfect pick me up and
Now, now, now put me down gently later line
But next time, next time someone asks you why
Next time someone ask you why
Tell'em and you can quote me on this
Because I f**ing felt like it