You ever wake up with hangover The size of Mississippi Feeling like you were broken down Busted up and thrown up On the wrong side of nightmare alley You can't remember who you did Or what you did to them Now you met or where they dropped you off But you know that in the morning It's gonna hurt like goddamn hell You ever feel like you were kicked in the ribs By an overqualified bouncer on the weekend type Who moonlights down at lazy Louie's last call Bar and grill where you probably got raked Over the coals one time too many
And kicked into a ditch you've spent Your whole life digging You ever feel like you waiting for an answer To that all prevasive question "why"? Which drips from every thought that Still manages to cross your half-baked mind And I am not claiming that I'm any better or that I got the perfect pick me up and Now, now, now put me down gently later line But next time, next time someone asks you why Next time someone ask you why Tell'em and you can quote me on this Because I f**ing felt like it