Hey, don't laugh at him just because he's fat
You're not the fat man? I'm the fat man
I'm the fat man, you're the fat man
Who's the fat man? I'm the fat man
He's the fat man, I am the fat man
I thought I was the fat man
Well, let's get this straight, now who's the fat man?
I'm the fat man
I've been the fat man around here
Wait, buddy, there's no room in this studio for both of us
I'm the fat man
I'm the fat man
Well, you both look pretty fat to me
Who's fat?
The fat man? The fat man