If the uniforms were red
And there balloons tied to your head
Well I'd be a policeman
If you took their kicks away
And Holden cars weren't gray
Well I'd be a policeman
Oh you got to have balloons
'Cause the force is just a joke
They fill em with hot air from the north
You've got to have red
'Cause the force is just a replica in blue
Oh you got to have balloons
'Cause the force is just a joke
They fill em with hot air from the north
You've got to have red
'Cause the force is just a replica in blue
When I'm walkin' on my beat
With big boots on my feet
Well I'll be a policeman
When my hairline looks just right
I'll be due for sergeant stripes
Well I'll be a policeman
I'll be a policeman
I'll be a policeman
I'll be a policeman
Oh yeah