You got a square necklace to hold your prayers Ya eat all day to lose your cares The foxiest lady that I've ever seen And you got the right 'cause your Mabel King Dee and Raj are by your side In the kitchen you run and hide Twinkies for Ree-Run and none for you Dee ate all the apples too Oh that necklace will keep you sane In your twinkie-less hour It won't forsake Raj's gla**es don't help him see Just on him to please you and me Mabel King you are my savior! Mabel King I'll be your slave Wait on you foot and hand
Shout It out loud all over the land *Chorus* Mabel King, You are the Queen The hottest babe on the 70's scene With that square necklace that you wear And you foxy buffant hair You could have been a school aide instead But then Mr. Thomas Could'nt give you head Mabel King you are the best Especially when you're undressed There you're sitting on the toilet You're thinkin bout a chicken Your gonna boil it bu*t cheeks spead all over the seat For you taken a sh** ain't no neat *Chorus*