Been pattin' the dog
Gotta wash my dukes
Goin' right round the bend
With my knife, fork, and spoon
Morty-Mort-Morton
Showstopper Calhoun
Been kickin' up sh**
Gotta shine my shoes
Sugar pie's been cokkin'
Since Tuesday afternoon
Morty-Mort-Morton
Showstopper Calhoun
Been naughty all night
Gotta find my suit
I ain't been eatin' right
Look like a beanpole soon
Morty-Mort-Morton
Showstopper Calhoun
Been pattin' the dog
Gotta wash my dukes
Been kickin' up sh**
Gotta shine my shoes
Been naughty all night
Gotta find my suit
Morty-Mort-Morton
Showstopper Calhoun
Gotta wash my dukes
Gotta shine my shoes
Gotta find my suit
Morty-Mort-Morton
Showstopper Calhoun