You're already a little nowhere
So please disappear, my dear
Otherwise put on a disguise
So I won't even know you're here
The false mustache factory never closes
And on our way we'll stop for rubber noses
Higgledy-piggledy
Rat-a-tat-tat
Saleslady, saleslady
Sell us a hat
With a hey and a ho
And a hey-nonny-no
Diddle diddle dum dum
Fee and fie
Fo and fum
You were always topnotch
When it came to hopscotch
Even the raindrops
Used to stop and watch
With a hey and a ho
And a hey-nonny-no
Diddle diddle dum dum
Fee and fie
Fo and fum
Now you mustn't worry
Believe me, you'll be missed
But I'll like you so much better
When you don't exist
With a hey and a ho
And a hey-nonny-no
Diddle diddle dum dum
Fee and fie
Fo and fum
You were already a little nowhere
Now you've finally disappeared, my dear
Hooray and toodle-oo
Hooray and toodle-oo
Hooray and toodle-oo
Hooray and toodle-oo