[BBC Television Host]
Are we live?
Okay
Live from the BBC
At the Queen Elizabeth Conference Centre
This is the 2015 Racial Draft
Now this is only the second time in history
Following the legendary 2004 Draft
That the Blacks have acquired the 1st pick
That Draft included many stars across the sports and entertainment worlds
Such as Tiger Woods, Lenny Kravitz, and The Wu Tang Clan
And here tonight
We have a lot of young talent in the building
For example right in front of the stage LTtheMonk
A high prospect
With his constant rapping
Jungle Fever loving
High jumping
Basketball dunking... Oh, I think we're ready
Let's go down to the floor
[Television Announcer]
With the 1st pick in the 2015 Draft
The Blacks select LTtheMonk
(Loud cheering)
[BBC Television Host]
And there it is
The Blacks selecting LTtheMonk
Now LT, also known as The Coloured Kid
Is of Jamaican and Irish heritage
Jamaican on his mother's side
Irish on his father's
And here he is
[LTtheMonk]
Um... I feel so thankful
So so so thankful
[BBC Television Host]
There you have it ladies and gentlemen
A thankful young man
Now it looks like the Whites actually have the next twenty-six picks this round
So maybe they'll try and do a deal with the Blacks to acquire LTtheMonk
We shall have to see
And coming up next we have the Jews
Who are rumored to be selecting a relatively unknown
Let's head back down to the floor