[Verse 1: Majik Most]
It's Louis Logic and Majik
Molesting fat chicks with contraptions and gadgets
Smacking those a**es
We tap it and pa** it
Sitting back while your girl grabbing my package like a UPS savage
I'm going postal
Stamp my logo on the cabbage
I need a bad b**h down with my urine fetish
You never forget this
Girl I'll have you doing back flips
And landing on my dick
Now women try to run game
I'm too fresh kid
You'll get molested
Not Luke but I'm rude getting banned from stores
Even fishing with my grandpa luring in who*es
And I keeps a young lady with an a** so fat
That her pants could burst off
At any second black
So stand back and see how real pimps handle that
I f** a little a** with a big sandal strap
[Hook: Louis Logic]
Chicks don't seem to mind when they're doing Majik
A little loving from us once a day will keep the stress away
And it's one of those things the little moms got to tell her girls
But she don't say a word to daddy
They shouldn't have to live without it
[Verse 2: Majik Most]
Yo, nine out of ten vaginas prefer Majik
It's automatic
Got a fat a** and I'ma smack it
Pack it on up girl I'm eating that tonight
Sex with a minor?
You god damn right
I had a miner hat on with that little flash light
Exploring you s*ut your little girl is whoring it up
I'll flip her from behind and put my finger in her uhhhhh
When I was young I was a real Smut Peddler
Used to ride my bike in my local p**n shop
Watch flicks like Ram-Bone and Robo-co*k
So when I shoot my first video I plan to make it hot
With your wife in it
And 29 crotch shots
All you do is co*k block hops please stop
You know I'm from Florida so I make the coochie pop
And since I got my own theme I drove a speed boat
With shirt off through your girls wet dream
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Louis Logic]
I'm most obnoxious when I'm out of closing boxers
I make chicks feel Italian when they hold the sausage
I'm only over cautious when it comes to making sure
I never spend a day or more without a naked who*e
Waging war in the sack I pull the rocket out
Hold them hostage when the co*k spits
And it's full it knocks 'em down
(They shooting, aww made you look)
Watch this I'm like a naked crook
I steal a box quick escape the hook
The cat burglar
And stabbed the p**y so many times it's ma** murder
That's worth a PETA in a lady's socket
Cause I love hug the beaver like I'm Davy Crockett
Ladies lock lips on my tasty hot stick
Then I douse them on the mountains if baby got tits
I met a Spanish chick in a crazy blond wig
Told her 'damelo mami'
She gave me jock itch
[Hook]