I know a chef in Albuquerque Who excels in bakin' turkey So when I want turkey, I go to Albuquerque 'Cos I'm such a hungry man There is a cook in East St. Louis Who makes the most delicious chop suey So when I want chop suey, I go to East St. Louis 'Cos I'm such a hungry man Duncan Hines, he ain't got nothin' on me I've been known to drive alone To bu*te, Montana to get a banana split They got a fishhouse in old Pawtucket That serves you steamed clams in a bucket So for clams in a bucket I go to old Pawtucket 'Cos I'm such a hungry man I take a train to downtown Philly Where I eat scrapple 'til I get silly I also eat a lot there of the pepper pot they got there 'Cos I'm such a hungry man I often fly up to the Maine coast
To get boiled lobster with some plain toast To keep from being melancholy I munch a Mexican tamale 'Cos I'm such a hungry man Shish kebap, that's one of my favorite snacks Nothin' beats a piece of pizza Out in Laguna, I get my tuna fish I met a gal in Tucumcari And she's the one I plan to marry Now she was fat and not good-lookin', but when she started cookin'... I'm such a hungry man Duncan Hines, he ain't got nothin' on me I've been known to drive alone To bu*te, Montana to get a banana split I met a gal in Tucumcari And she's the one I plan to marry Now she was fat and not good-lookin', but when she started cookin' That's when love began 'Cos I'm such a hungry man