You wanna show them how great you are
You made a date and you want to use my brand new car
bu*ton up your shoes and grab your hat
There'll be no days like that
You're always trying to be a smart a**
I heard on the main stem you went ...... to high society party
You brought back some friends, and now you wanna use my flare
There'll be no days like that
I always try to help you in anything you do
But now you're trying to abuse me, confuse me, misuse me
I'm very sorry, I gotta get rid of you
Before you take me and break me then forsake me
I read in .... column the other day
You were supposed to report to the Whitehouse, right away
Don't let your head get too big for your hat
There'll be no days like that