Who's the real amba**ador?
It is evident we represent American society
Noted for its etiquette, its manners and sobriety
We have followed protocol with absolute propriety
We're Yankees to the core!
We're the real amba**adors
Though we may appear as bores!
We are diplomats
With our proper hats;
Our attire comes habitual
Along with all the ritual!
The Diplomatic Corps
Has been an*lyzed and criticized by NBC and CBS
Senators and Congressmen are so concerned they can't recess
The State Department stands and all your coup d'etats have met success;
They caused this great uproar
Who's the real amba**ador
Yeah, the real amba**ador?
Who's the real amba**ador?
It is evident we represent American society
Noted for its etiquette, its manners and sobriety
We have followed protocol with absolute propriety
We're Yankees to the core!
We're the real amba**adors
Though we may appear as bores!
We are diplomats
With our proper hats;
Our attire comes habitual
Along with all the ritual!
The Diplomatic Corps
Has been an*lysed and criticized by NBC and CBS
Senators and Congressmen are so concerned they can't recess
The State Department stands and all your coup d'etats have met success;
They caused this great uproar
Who's the real amba**ador
Yeah, the real amba**ador?
I'm the real amba**ador!
It is evident I was sent by government to take your place
All I do is play the blues and meet the people face to face;
I'll explain and make it plain I represent the human race
And don't pretend no more!
Who's the real amba**ador?
Certain facts we can ignore;
In my humble way I'm the USA!
Though I represent the government
The government don't represent
Some policies I'm for!
Oh, we learned to be concerned about the constitutionality
In our nation, segregation isn't a legality
Soon our only differences will be in personality
That's what I stand for!
Who's the real amba**ador
Yes, the real amba**ador?
In his humble way he's the USA;
Though he represents the government
The government don't represent
Some policies he's for!
Oh, we learned to be concerned about the constitutionality
In our nation, segregation isn't a legality
Soon our only differences will be in personality
That's what I stand for!
I'm (he's) the real amba**ador
Yes, the real amba**ador!