High wide and handsome - that's how I like livin' High wide and handsome - that's how life should be Low skinny and ugly - that's for other people High wide and handsome suits me to a tee Song, wine, and women - they're my three favorites Beer, gin, and whiskey - that's five, six, and four Saturday night I like eatin' and dancin' And I sleep all day Sunday so's I'm ready for more High wide and handsome - you can't take it with you High wide and handsome - that's one way to go Let's live it up - might as well, we're all dying High wide and handsome - let's put on a show Can't quit what will k** me, so why even bother' I love this hard livin', so why even try' I'll be high wide and handsome when I kick the bucket
I'll be high wide and handsome on the day that I die High wide and handsome - you can call it my motto High wide and handsome - call it my creed Money's just paper, liquor's thicker than water High wide and handsome in thought, word, and deed Have high wide and handsome carved on my head stone With the date I was born plus the date that I died Then take one from the other - all that's left is a number Just remember I laughed twice as hard as I cried High wide and handsome - that's how I like livin' High wide and handsome - that's how life should be Low skinny and ugly - that's for other people - High wide and handsome suits me to a tee