I am a full fledged, grown-up adult
I'm tryin' make a dent, tryin' to get a result
I'm hold up in a Hollywood hotel suite
Tequila to drink and avocado to eat
They got all kinds of victories and lots of downfalls
They got d** in the rugs and ghosts in the walls
Starlets in the lobby that can make a man drool
Blood on the curtains and a phone by the pool
Well I never did see so many TV stars
And I never did see so many rented cars
I never did see so many desperate eyes
And I never did hear so many bold faced lies
When I was ten years old, I was alive
And the Benedict Canyon down on Hutton Drive
Well now I'm right back in my old backyward
And I'm tryin' to get a billboard on the boulevard
I'm tryin' to get a billboard on the boulevard
Well I never thought I'd see the age of twenty-five
And it's been twenty-eight years now that I've been alive
And in a matter of months I will be thirty years old
And the apprehension that I feel can hardly be told
I am a full fledged, grown-up adult
I'm tryin' make a dent, tryin' to get a result
I'm hold up in a Hollywood hotel suite
Tequila to drink and avocado to eat
Tequila to drink and avocado to eat