I've been studying my waistbands
Taking out the wastecans
Checking my fly
I been living in the basement
Checking on my faceplant
While you're telling lies
Alibis
15 candles and a big red sun
15 reasons that you couldn't come
15 wishes and one to grow on
I got a pimple in my earlobe
Listening to Cee Lo
Getting high
My older brother is an a**hole
He gives me such a ha**le
Just for being my
Little size
15 candles and a big red sun
15 reasons that you couldn't come
15 wishes and one to grow on
15 candles and a red balloon
15 reasons that you left so soon
15 excuses for being you
You….you broke my heart
You left me dry
When you said goodbye
But now I'm
Going blind
But I'll survive
I'll find
A better life
15 candles and a big red sun
15 reasons that you couldn't come
15 wishes and one to grow on
15 candles and a red balloon
15 reasons that you left so soon
15 excuses for being you