She's my best friend Certainly not your average girl Yeah, she's my best friend She understands me when I'm feeling - - Down-down-down-down-down-down You know it sure hurts to be that way Down-down-down-down-down-down You know it sure hurts to know that you're that kinda fella Ah, here's to Mullberry Jane (here's to Mullberry Jane) She made jam when she came Somebody cut off her feet Now, jelly rolls in the street If you want to see me Well, honey, you know that I'm not around But if you want to hear me Why don't you just turn around And by the window where the light is She's my best friend Certainly not just like your average dog or car She's my best friend She understands me when I'm feeling - - Down-down-down-down-down-down You know it sure hurts to be that way Down-down-down-down-down-down You know it sure hurts to know that you're that kinda fella
Let's hear one for Newspaper Joe (Newspaper Joe) He caught his hand in the door (caught his hand in the door) Dropped his, ah, teeth on the floor, they say Hey, now, joke is that's the way the news goes If you want to see, yeah, see me Well, baby, you know that I'm not around But if you want to feel, yeah, feel me Why don't you just turn around And by the window where the light is She's my best friend She's my best friend, tell me, oh, baby now She's my best friend Oh, she's my, she's my best friend, give it now She's my best friend She's my, she's, she's my best friend She's my best friend She's my best friend, tell me, oh, babe now (La-la-la-la-li-la-la) (la-la-la-la-li-la) (La-la-la-la-li-la-la) (la-la-la-la-li-la) (La-la-la-la-li-la-la) (la-la-la-la-li-la) (La-la-la-la-li-la-la) (la-la-la-la-li-la) ...