I saw you leave with him about 2 AM You tripped over the steps outside and I saw that prick start laughing I picked you up and he gave me that look, he said, “Touch her again And I'll smash your f**ing face in mate along with your stupid friend's" So that's when I stepped in And that big twat he laid me out flat and jumped straight in a black cab I knew that I'd never stand a chance with that t-rex dressed up like a man A Grey Goose bottle in one hand and he keeps his brain in a jar He takes it out for weekdays but he won't get very far So that's when you stepped in Well you came and you sat down on the curb right next to me Opened your bag and took out two f*gs and a tissue for my cheek
My nosebleed stopped and my eyes dried up and the alcohol wore off And we both said thanks and then took a drag and I said with a lungful of smoke "I think I'll be alright If you stay with me tonight" Excuse me while I lick my wounds Well they're your fault after all The big man beat me black and blue And you took me back to yours Wrapped me up in cotton wool And you kissed me where it hurt A bloody nose and a bruised ego Well I guess it could be worse A bloody nose and a bruised ego Well I guess it could be worse A bloody nose and a bruised ego Well I guess it could be worse A bloody nose and a bruised ego Well I guess it could be worse