sh** happens,
that is my advice to you,
it's a good day, I am back home early,
I am going home to see my sugar, my girlie,
I open up the door, as I do every day
a man who is really naked says hey my name is jay!
jay?
hey hey jay,
that's not OK,
you're laying on my girlfriend,
I think you cannot stay,
but jay had his points,
ha,
to my surprise,
he's a heavyweight champion,
so here's my advice.
sh** happens,
once or twice,
don't believe your girlfriend,
here's my advice to you,
sh** happens,
you know,
ha ha ha.
My teacher,
Mr. Yawney,
said you're never gonna make it,
and if I got my chance,
be sure that I would take it,
but now i am a rock star,
to his surprise,
he pa**ed my record for me,
so here is my advice.
O baby.
sh** happens,
once or twice,
believe in yourself,
here's my advice to you,
sh** happens,
once or twice,
believe in yourself,
here is my advice to you,
sh** happens.
When you're teacher's teasing you,
and your girlfriend's cheating you,
you've got to look out for the one that's pleasing you,
when everything I write feels as cold as ice,
the only thing that you can do is,
ha ha,
is my advice,
sh** happens,
come on,
i'll do,
let's make it funky,
sh** happens,
you know.