There I was laying down smoking gra**
Feeling s**y in the sun
Just sunning my buns in the sun
Just doing it [because]
Playing with myself
Out in the sun
I was pretty far out
As I started to shout
When a dil*o from Mars
Swinging from a cloud
Came rushing down
Landing the ground
I was freaking out
Out in space they're a s**y race
But aliens are not my piece of cake
Android [s**] have little dicks
Martians don't give me the kicks
There's just no kick
With a little dick
They were rotten little mean
Horny s** machines
In their dil*o ship
That looked really hip
And cool
But I'm no fool
They showed their tools
(hahaha)
Out in space they're a s**y race
But aliens are not my piece of cake
Android [s**] have little dicks
Martians don't give me the kicks
There's just no kick
With a little dick
(x2)