Matador thrown gored wide open A belly burst flows full of wine Alcoholic flair for p**no k**s the instinct every time Bloodsport, bonding, booze, and babes Every inch a macho swine He said – I was bored with spliffs and a second-rate rave A body badly needing saved I did what I could I do what can Idiot stunts with my bare hands You should have stuck to waiting tables The waste of space is such a crime
I wash the blood out of your split head Still better than a head like mine A remedy to warm your kidneys Daylight spilling either side Just lie down Forget it Matador thrown gored wide open A belly burst, flows full of wine Alcoholic flair for p**no k**s the reflex every time Bloodsport, bondage, booze and babes Every inch a macho swine