Houdini popped up out of the blue
She caught me on a saturday
She said-I'm looking for a sensitive intelligent man
But all those guys have boyfriends
So you'll have to do for now
With her hearing aid and walking stick
She looked as if she'd pa**ed her best
But she held my arm and said to me
I'm so glad that I've found you
You're mine again
Full of the joys of a home win
I thought I'd humour an old queen
She said-I'll take you to the cinema
And show you where it's at boy.
I tried to back down courteously
Tonights the night for clubbing dear
But she pulled her arm away from me
And screamed-You hopeless e-fused disco sheep
I'm looking for a sensitive intelligent man
But all those guys have boyfriends
And you won't do
No, you won't do
And that's how I blew it with Houdini
And that's how I blew it with Houdini
And that's how I blew it with Houdini
And that's how I blew it with Houdini
And that's how I blew it with Houdini
And that's how I blew it with Houdini