[Intro: Liv Marisco] I've learned some interesting ways To let them know that they don't mean a thing to you I've learned some interesting ways To let them know that they don't mean a thing to you [Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Do all the things that hurt the best. (yes) Line your garbage can with one of the shirts they left. (trash) Accidentally videotape yourself as you burn the rest And then what? And then upload it (okay) (yes) You can marry one of their best friends Tweet their name, their new boos, and add the symbol for less-than So that way there isn't even a question Like Ja Rule said Give your new mate your old mates pet name Sew it on a t-shirt and wear that sh** to a Nets game. (dang!) Pull up stealthily to them in the left lane But don't acknowledge them at all American Idol, go win the next one. (yes) On TV shout out all your ex's except one Let everyone know you bask in your freedom Tell your grandmother to point and laugh if she sees 'em. (hahaha) Whenever they call you can answer it But don't speak, make s** noises, then cancel it. (nasty) Take it to the next level, you can sample it! (oh my god) Think here! Be creative! [Spoken] Fantastic, you see the light. You're letting it all fall away. You are approaching freedom. You are free. You are finally free. Oh.. You're thinking about them again... I can tell. You were so, you were so present just a moment ago. Okay, okay here we go, here we go, you ready? Once again:
[Bridge: Open Mike Eagle] This is how you This is how you This is how you let 'em know That you don't give a f** no more To let 'em know That you don't give a f** no more To let 'em know That you don't give a f**, c'mon I learned some interesting, interesting, interesting ways To let 'em know That you don't give a f** no more To let 'em know That you don't give a f**, cmon [Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle] Get famously good at everything And now you've got a bunch of new ways to flaunt your wedding ring You can put them on a custom facebook list where they can only see when you post about good sh** Take anything of value they left in your airspace and hock it at the pawnshop that's closest to their place Put all the old love letters in the paper shredder Use them to line your parakeet's bird cage forever And have yourself a personal contest: How many of your old couples pics can you crop best? Or just date someone in their apartment building like High Fidelity.. that works real good too