When it's time to set our minds
And to combine rap and ROC
Our rhymes are the finest of the fine
To define this nation of mine Hey!
Canada is the land of law, land of all
Where you're from, who you are, man it doesn't matter at all
History's a big shopping mall
You're the landlord, lad, of the LOBLAWS:
Go choose your language, your culture or your coleslaw
Individual integrity is the whole idea of this community
YOU are the king nitty-gritty of this oh so great country
And we don't heed the easy mockery
That we still hide here under monarchy
God saves the Queen but not the Twin Towers
This new millenium is our hour
I want to hear you sing louder, louder
That we are, here, now and for ever and ever:
One voice
Under one flag, one choice
Top ever better best country, the Rolls-Royce
One voice
Under one flag, one choice
Top ever better best country
In this short essay, you will see that we say USA
Are NRA's gun nuts
Who sit their big bu*ts at every Pizza Hut
Geez! These obese species are close to implose
At this point of no return
They don't even need Iraqi's hara-kiris to burn
America would never scream its confession
But we know its secret dream is
To be like our federation
'Cause we are
One voice
Under one flag, one choice
Top ever better best country, the Rolls-Royce
One voice
Under one flag, one choice
Top ever better best country
One my back pack
I've got my flag tacked
Even in Baghdad
Saddam's like "Hey, the pal's back!"
Get down to bra** tacks
Canada's fantastic
I don't know, ask Nasdaq about it
Canucks kick a**, no doubt about it!
So when I hear those French f**s saying
"Let's mock, Saran wrap the ROC around the clock!"
I'm like: let's call the cops, Sheila's the tops
Look and see how she maple spreads me
My a**, and my family
Really, this province of Quebec
Is a pain in my a** and in my red neck!
See me saying it out loud on this CD deck:
We should throw those loners over the deck!
So we could finally be:
One voice
Under one flag, one choice
Top ever better best country, the Rolls-Royce
One voice
Under one flag, one choice
Top ever better best country
Canada Day is everyday