[Verse 1]
For my theme song
My red n fur jeans on
My tinsel so green on
Children are gettin' their dreams on
I've got the wisdom
My naughty list so long
They see a fat man with a white beard riding a sleigh with bells that go ding dong
Middle America's presents
Are most of my big bag's content
Flying my sleigh it's an event
Fly this b**h on Christmas Evenin'
Pa**ing out coal to the catholics
Filling up stockings of Baptists
Claiming I'm over-regifting
To the bad kids on my bad list
[Hook]
Billions of gifts, That I'll lift
In my red vest, I'm so swift
24 hours, a long shift
24 BluRay: 's a hot gift
Rudolph we living in the moment
Your nose glowing, red I know it
I'm real excited cause it's snowin'
Ho ho hoin'!
Ho ho hoin'!
[Bridge]
So leave out the cookies I'll chug all that milk (down)
Keep being nice I'll give you a present (now)
Build a gingerbread house (now)
Stay quiet as a mouse (down)
If all you want is some coal in your fist
I'll keep your name on my naughty list
[Hook]
Billions of gifts, That I'll lift
In my red vest, I'm so swift
24 hours, a long shift
24 BluRay: 's a hot gift
Rudolph we living in the moment
Your nose glowing, red I know it
I'm real excited cause it's snowin'
Ho ho hoin'!
Ho ho hoin'!
[Verse 2]
Reindeer are some cool sh**
Four legs and some hooves sh**
f** all that mule sh**
Just celebrating some yule sh**
I'm aware I'm kringle
Wrapping your presents
I'm aware I'm a Klaus
From the north pole, b**h
Got lots of coal, b**h
Reindeer are some cool sh**
Flying like a balloon sh**
Flying like a balloon sh**
Come on rudolph eatchya corn
Sooner or later you're air born
These reindeer delivering presents deliver, deliver your presents
[Hook]
Billions of gifts, That I'll lift
In my red vest, I'm so swift
24 hours, a long shift
24 BluRay: 's a hot gift
Rudolph we living in the moment
Your nose glowing, red I know it
I'm real excited cause it's snowin'
Ho ho hoin'!
Ho ho hoin'!
[Bridge]
So leave out the cookies I'll chug all that milk (down)
Keep being nice I'll give you a present (now)
Build a gingerbread house (now)
Stay quiet as a mouse (down)
If all you want is some coal in your fist
I'll keep your name on my naughty list
[Outro]
Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus!