Wouldn't you say? There is something wrong with kids today They leave on their hats While they're digging that be-bop jazz They pout their lips and shrug All they want to do is jitterbug Isn't it so? We're juvenile delinquent wrecks, I know With our Heavy Metal comic books And our rock'n'roll We wear red leatherette We'll be burning churches next But I don't want to date the hat check girl And I don't need to raze the suburbs But, how am I going to get the girl If I don't b**h and fuss? And rage against Rage against, rage against, rage against Something, anything What is this noise? And how are we to tell the girls from boys? With their safety pins and nihilism
And body art To rise above what? They're doing the Double Lindy Hop Oh and I know, I know The Modern World is not so bad, oh I know We've got amplified guitars For playing those who*ehouse chords Come down to the 54 And find your spot out on the floor Dig it But I don't want to date the hat check girl And I don't need to raze the suburbs But, how am I going to get ahead If I don't b**h and fuss? And rage against Rage against, rage against, rage against Something, anything How can you say? There is nothing wrong with kids today We got post ironic ennui Queens Of The Stone Age I love your Vivienne Westwood shirt Why won't you let me wear it?