Hey, hey, hey
Look at me now
I'm unrecognizable
My trademark frown has grown
Into the strangest easy smile
Oh, my, my,
Where did i go wrong?
Ask all my drunken friends
"who's going to carry us home?
Who's going to drink 'till the morning?
Who's going to carry us home?
Love ruined everything"
As the ladies line their eyes
And the gents make their excuses
And the talk is going cheap
I'll be smiling in my sleep
Hey, hey, hey,
Look at her now
She's the life of the party
Oh, my, my,
Where did she go wrong?
Ask all my drunken friends
"who's going to carry us home?
Who's going to drink 'till the morning?
Who's going to carry us home?
Love ruined everything"