Mom and Dad went to a show Dropped me off at grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no [Chorus] Grandma take me home X8 Had to eat my dinner there Mashed potatos and stuff like that Couldn't chew my meat too good (chorus)
Said why don't you stop your crying Go outside and ride your bike Thats what I did, I k**ed a toad (chorus) After dinner, I had ice cream I fell asleep, and watched tv Woke up in my Mother's arms Grandma take me home X19 I wanna be alone