Check out my go kart
It's painted like a shark
It's got flames on the side of it and everything
I'll meet you, after school
At Wheaton Regional Park, to settle everything
I'll steal your girlfriend and I'll eat your lunch
Well I can tell that
You love your Micro Machines
You got the whole damn set of them and everything
Your friends tell me
That you love Rachel Green
Well I swear now I've heard everything
I'll steal your girlfriend and I'll eat your lunch
It's elementary, it's a century of speed
Get with the now man, get with the now man
Six, five, four, three, two, one, now go
Time to evolve man, it's time to evolve man
You can tell your mom
I love her splatter-pants
She's got great taste in them and everything
She walks in your room
And sure enough she faints
Somebody must have told her everything
This Ecto-Cooler, it sure packs a punch
I'll steal your girlfriend and I'll eat your lunch
It's elementary, it's a century of speed
Get with the now man, get with the now man
Six, five, four, three, two, one, now go
Time to evolve man, it's time to evolve man
I'm a capitalist on wheels, I'm a capitalist on wheels
Mr. Wizard, he taught me everything
How to weaponize all my energy
I'm gonna beat you, I'll teach you, yeah, yeah
It's elementary, it's a century of speed
Get with the now man, get with the now man
Six, five, four, three, two, one, now go
Time to evolve man, it's time to evolve man