[Verse]
[Rhett]
We're here together
In these apocalyptic lands
Being chased by a biker gang
Who's got flamethrowers for hands
[Link]
But we won't let that stop us
From enjoying a Thanksgiving feast
(No)
Even though every one we know
Is deceased
[Chorus 1- Both]
We got a turkey in a trash can
(Turkey in a trash can)
A turkey in a trash can
(Turkey in a trash can)
Has anybody seen our friend Stan
(He was playing a guitar, and he had gloves on)
Got a turkey in a trash can
And I bet we'll be singing this song
Sixty minutes from now
[Bridge]
...
We still got a
[Chorus 2- Both]
Turkey in a trash can
(Turkey in a trash can)
A turkey in a trash can
(Turkey in a trash can)
We can't locate a woman
(Preferably, we'd find two)
We got a turkey in a trash can
[Link]
Now let's get it out!
(Yeah!)