[Verse 1]
So I sat in the attic a piano up my nose
And the wind played a dreadful cantata
(Cantata, cantata)
Sore was I from the crack of a enemy's hose
And the horrible sound of tomato
(Tomato, tomato)
[Chorus 1][x2]
Ketchup
(Ketchup)
Soup and puree
(Soup and puree)
Don't get left behind
(Don't get left behind)
[Verse 2]
When a rattle of rats had awoken
The sinews, the nerves and the veins
My piano was boldly outspoken
In attempts to repeat its refrain
So I stood with a knot in my stomach
And I gazed at that terrible sight
Of two youngsters concealed in a barrel
Sipping monkberry moon delight
[Chorus 2][x4]
Monkberry moon delight
[Verse 3]
Well, I know my banana is older than the rest
And my hair is a tangled beretta
(Beretta)
And when I leave my pyjamas to Billy Budapest
And I don't get the gist of your letter
(Your letter, your letter)
[Chorus 3][x2]
Catch up!
(Catch up)
Cats and kittens
(Cats and kittens)
Don't get left behind
(Don't get left behind)
[Chorus 2]