[Intro: King C.R.E.M.E.]
Kids
Welcome to Mickey LowMays Mysterious Clubhouse (Wow)
This year, don't you want to hear a Christmas story about the triads? (Yeah)
Hey, hey, bang
[Verse 1: Matty Gospel]
Your b**h ding-a-ling-a-ling
My penis raises and raises
Take into my storage space and ding-a-ling-a-ling
Ask you if you understand
Your guy is actually my guy
Butcher open your a**hole, internal organs all come out
After selling your wife, take the money to give out red pockets
Give it out to [?], make you unconscious
Call a taxi, buy a Benz (Rolex), flinging around my Rolex
Drive them to shoot a p**no
After shooting a p**no, shoot an AV with your b**h
My name is Matthew Cheah, s** education teacher is Donnie Choi (#FreeDonnieChoi)
They say the best in China is Justin
Full H.A.M. Party more corrupt than Chen Shui-Bian (Taiwan belongs to China!)
So kids, ask you what the f** you want for Christmas
That is me taking your mouth to be a urinal (Piss onto you)
Will f** or not? a**hole will not rest
Shove into your mouth until you cannot breathe
[Hook: Lin NippleTwister]
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (f** a**holes)
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong
Eat my penis (HEY)
We butcher motherf**ers so happily
Salty fish bury it in Mongkok (HEY)
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong
Your mother is a serial flasher (HEY)
Buy (Kids) c**aine more than a snow (Mickey Low Mays) mountain
Butcher you until you fly into the underworld (HEY)
[Verse 2: Mickey LowMay]
Kids
I am Mickey LowMays Mysterious Clubhouse (Uh)
In Full H.A.M. grounds (Full H.A.M. Gardens)
I f** your an*l flaps until they're broken (Yuh)
After f**ing once, do it again (Woo)
Because Christmas festival, is about f**ing a**holes
After f**ing a**holes, s** on my Christmas nuts
Favourite thing is to get drunk and beat up my wife (Uh)
Afterwards take a taxi to your house and f** your wife (Huh)
Take your b**h's school fees to go poking
The remaining money use it to eat gra**
I'm really high, f** your mom (f** your mom)
Big head your mother, your dad grows gra**
Dripping and dropping, triads (Triads)
Watch you dripping and dropping and f**ing your younger sister
Lunar New Year, gift you with a bowl of mandarins
Wishing everybody to f** a**holes, WOO
Mickey LowMays Mysterious Clubhouse, f** a**holes!
[Hook: Lin NippleTwister]
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (f** a**holes)
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong
Eat my penis (HEY)
We butcher motherf**ers so happily
Salty fish bury it in Mongkok (HEY)
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong
Your mother is a serial flasher (HEY)
Buy c**aine more than a snow mountain
Butcher you until you fly into the underworld (HEY)