I've just been handed a news flash
The word Canda is unrhymable
It's easier to, I don't know, get drunk and try to climb a bull
But Canda damn it
Ask any man on the planet
And watch his stammerin' stamina
As they clamor and cram it into the middle of a sentence
For a shot at repentance
Pa** the problem on to all their nonrhyming descendants
I've never met anyone who could clean up after Canda
Expect my uncle Tony from the Bronx
He's a janitor