Folks you've always been there for me
I've made you as happy as can be
No dope or booze I've kept it pretty clean
I'm practically every parents dream
But one detail I left out
And mom I don't mean to shock
But your good old boy loves s**ing co*k
NO MORE SECRETS
I always got good grades in school
Honor role stickers on the car for proof
Trophies grace your living room walls
MVP plaques in the school halls
But what coach couldn't fathom
Is that his best man's a bottom
And our boy likes getting screwed
NO MORE SECRETS