It's live from Los Angeles, babe!
Every corner that I turn,
I see a lady that burns,
Hot mama walking down the street,
I'm loving all these L.A. freaks.
Pretty woman look my way,
I'm throwing my hook your way,
Hold tight while I reel you in,
Better leave him so tell again.
Let's cruze down Sunset,
Make a pit stop at the Rainbow,
Then we gonna hit the Roxy,
Let a few hot mamas rock me.
So many, it's hard to choose,
Take your pick, they all bad news,
Got game, they all want you,
Damn shame, they always do.
Livin' in Los Angeles,
It's definitely scandalous.
So much a** in Los Angeles,
It's definitely scandalous.
You better know when to hold em',
Know when to fold em',
Know when to pull the brakes,
And keep rollin'.
Know when you got a Hollywood tranny,
Adam's apple,
Dick in the panties.
Gold diggin' comes with the scene,
One more fake Hollywood queen,
Got another when it coming fox,
Keep your co*k in the sock.
Know what I mean.
Livin' in Los Angeles,
It's definitely scandalous.
So much a** in Los Angeles,
It's definitely scandalous.
She can pick you up,
She can bring you down,
She's got all your dreams,
Locked inside this town.
There's no way to leave,
Once you have a ride,
Just be glade you know,
That your still alive.
You want girls that crawl,
You can have it all,
Anything you want,
It's a monster's ball.
You won't have to beg,
They jump in your bed,
Better check your head,
Or you'll be left for dead.
Oh, yeah, come on now, oh, yeah.
Yeah, live in Los Angeles,
Home of the s*utes and hookers and bullsh**,
Gold diggers!
Yeah, you ain't missin' sh**, baby,
Come on, bring it on!