We did it in the kitchen and we did it in the hall I got some on my finger and I wiped in on the wall We did it on the lawan and we did it on the roof You know I got the pictures if you want to see the proof Chorus That's the way I like it like that First it was bananas and then it was a pear And then I tried a cantaloup but it wouldn't fit in there Then it was a vacuum and we both began to shout I turned it on and got it stuck I couldn't get it out
I went out to the she'd and I got a two-by-four She knew what I was thinkin' she was runnin' for that door I said I wouldn't hurt her 'Cause that ain't my kind of scene I said it with a grin and I got the vaseline Chorus That's the way Soometimes I just like to lay your body down Chorus ------------------------------------------------------------------