(Verse 1 Deadpool:) It's the merc with the mouth mercenary, no label i'm Wade Winston Wilson i'm mentally unstable but a legend like a fable ready and i'm able battle me and get unplugged like a cable you're a DC dipsh** dipped like a dipstick diss so quick i'm too slick for a dimwit beat his a** to the beat cuz this guys a f#@king slowpoke leave him face down on the street from a d**hstroke
(Verse 2 d**hstroke:) i'm the greatest a**a**in the worlds ever known and i won't be insulted by a half-baked clone The original terminator infused with tenacity a mind built for strategy enhanced brain capacity Ingenious in battle predicting your tactics you lose in the first forgive the anti climatic Ending but pretending that this was really a contest would only encourage your sad ego complex
(Verse 3 Deadpool:) Can you guys believe this? My feelings are shattered that brain must be scattered cuz he should be flattered To consider me a clone while he's sitting in his room and I've got a blockbuster film coming soon Stiff hits of logic is where his smarts have hone south a rap battle goes to the guy with the smartest mouth Look, no rules b**h i'll break the fourth wall took a sh** on your wit left this prick in the stall
(Verse 4 d**hstroke:) I've been taking on titans since you were nust a daydream your head is so big they better film your sh** in widescreen Kevlar king flash bomb technician leave you in a pool of blood pun intended it's Slade vs Wade here's the final decision the black and red clown had a deadly collision With a vision of the future i'll be your d**h tutor every dog has it's day but this pup's been neutered
(Verse 5 Deadpool:) This pup's been neutered, hmmm I've heard better inhanced brain ca-what?! Thought you'd be more clever you say i'm the clone? But I've got the real hits it's getting awfully difficult TO WADE THROUGH YOUR BULLsh*t!
(Verse 6 d**hstroke:) Beyond human limits from soldier to leader you talk a big game but you look like a bleeder If you've got the real hits I've got the real guns your pride took a beating THAT YOU'LL NEVER HEAL FROM!