[Verse] Ya'll don't know me, my names Purple Flow so wet, you can call me squirtle Flow in that beach, swimming out in Myrtle Flow so clean Listerine I gurgle Flow like the wind floating over hurdles Call me Donatello I'm a mutant ninja turtle Rappers watch out, so I'mma go alert all Purp's like a religion and I'mma go convert y'all Rule number one, Purp's the f**in man If you don't understand you're a jacka** like Bam Rule number two, AGL's the f**in man If you disagree you're gon' meet his closed hand Rule number three, better smoke a lotta weed Now how's that sound this a sweet f**in creed Rule number four, Purple's what you bleed If your offbeat then purp's not what you believe Feed of all the hatred, that's rule number five At the end of the day we all gon' survive Bro's before hoes, that rule number six Sorry all you chicks, but you can still get on my dick Rule number seven, we all go to heaven Purp is Almighty so I might be like Evan Rule number eight, take a shot straight If you can't do it you gon' hate to hear your fate On to rule nine you gotta rhyme all the time I don't care if you can't rap but you still gotta try
And rule number ten, have some common sense If you don't respect women you a p**y on the fence Yeah you know I say it, but take no offense I love women more than a nympho loves s** Shout out to my man Spence, Hagrid, dubstepperson And my boy Goggin he rolls wit the best of them My homies PK, Ian, both the Luke's and Monte Murtha, PMoons, JayMe, Devin, EB and Scotty f** the kids who dis man they chicken teriyaki They try to knock me over but I fight back like karate To everybody listening I can fill up your prescription This Acrifa mixtape is gon be your next addiction Cancel your subscriptions, my lyrics what your reading Take a listen through and then tell me how you're feeling Now you know me, and you know my means Pick and choose sides are you with me on my team Go and grab a gla**, go and grab a bag Sip it real slow and grab a pack of zig zags Cause this Acirfa man, relaxation to the max If you enjoy good music you'll like my sh** that's a fact So kick back and relax, grab a six pack Cause You Only Live Once,YOLO, that a wrap