Hi, I rock better than Cooper does
"Nu Uh"
Give me that mic
[Verse 1: Lil Moldy]
What up fools, my name is Brady
I'm kind of shady and I got a lady
Her name is Katie and she's my baby
She's pretty cool and she likes the Brady
The rest of you s**ers are probably afradie
Of the Brady, I'll send you to Hadies
I'll beat you with a spoon just like a goon
Until you look like a prune and you're off to the moon
When I was born I could already rap
I busted a cap and my leg went KAPLAP
Now I walk with a limp
People call me a pimp
But I'm sticking with Katie
Cause she looks like a shrimp
But I like shrimp fool
Cause they come from the sea
And I'm sticking with her, cause she's sticking with me
Now watch real close while I bust a move
Cause I dance real fast while I'm in the groove
Aight, hold up
You don't know me
Lil Moldy's got a little more history
Got a dog named Cricket
And she likes to kick it
In the club with my mama, yea, that's the ticket
My mom is Renee'
Dad is named Steve
Got some phat tricks righth up my sleeve
I got two bros, Colby and Coops
If they rap against me, I make them go FLOOPS
Kelsey and Kylie is my girls
They make me go nuts when they act like squirls
One more of my peeps that I really really like
Tigger's my boy when it comes to big fights
He knows kung fu, he'll kick out your lights
Throw you in the cop car, read you your rights
If you're slow s**er, Tigger's a dawg
He's five foot twelve with a k**er jaw
Now watch yourself, cause I'm gonna' go BONK
Here I go, here I go, can I get a ZONK
Windy Gap is my crib
Where I get my bling
Can't nobody stop me cause I am the king
Where did you come from
Where did you go
Where did you come from
Now I got to go
Yea, I rhymed go with go
I'm Lil Moldy, the man, so?
Peace out. Word to your mother
I scare people!
Brady rocks and Jeff rocks and Colby rocks and I rock, myself
Brady is a cotton headed ninny muggins!
He ment Cooper!
I ment Brady!