(Chorus: The Barber)
Wanna be the king of the world so f**in' bad
Sit up on that throne I never had
Hopin' my d**h would be sweet love catastrophe
Wonderin' how the rest of my life would be
But, f** what any n***a say
I won't let n***as gt the f** in my way
f** one time, why I gotta die
I swear
The world better prepare for the day life will be fair
(Verse 1: Lil Moldy)
I'm a wizard wit my words, abracadabra
Amazing Lil Moldy, abracadabra
I hypnotize these b**hes, cuz I'm a king cobra
King of the snakes, I'm the king cobra
I kiss that p**y, Curse Of The King Cobra
Game ain't bout race, now, I'm invitin' zebras
I'm more into musical life, f** opera
These b**hes actin' that drama sh**, soap opera
Get the sun out of here, it's gettin' hot, b**h
Call the fireman and put her out, cuz she hot, b**h
I go Gangnam Style on these n***as, I'm psychotic
Damn, that b**h gettin' crazy, I take away her narcotics
I'm Spongebob, these b**hes Gary
I knock a n***a out, look on the bright side, Sandman and Tooth Fairy
Sorry, I didn't shave till that p**y a lil hairy
And, I did all that sh** even though I'm whiter than Barry
(Chorus: The Barber)
(Verse 2: Deelpickle)
Wa**up, n***a, it's the soothsayer
Get your kicks on Route 69, John Mayer
This hood my town, and, I'm the mayor
I grab a Mac11 on all of you haters
From the way I see this sh**, the Barber Emmett Till
Moldy gonna k** that n***a, let the blood spill
That sh** what Barber get for stealin' Moldy's b**h
I regret seein' this sh**, give me a pill
We get trippy, I'm smokin' on that Dipsy
I wish we could f** forever, but I'm busy
Stop procrasinatin', and start a**a**inatin'
One bam, every n***a see what's happenin'
I can read his brain, but I won't get his brain
Watch the f** out, there's about to hell, d**h, and pain
Time to k** the Barber, watch the f** out, n***a, Moldy got a gun
(Lil Moldy)
Barber, this is for what the f** you have become
(Gunshot)
(Bridge: The Barber)
I didn't know I was datin' Moldy's b**h
Nevertheless, I didn't do sh**
I can see why Moldy threw up that Desert Eagle
Some n***as can be that evil
But, I treated that b**h as such
Untill he shot me wit his gun
They don't deserve to see me die
I swear
The world better prepare for when they have a love affair
(The Barber)
Please, forgive me, Lord. Please, forgive me, Deezy
(Deelpickle)
Apology accepted
(Outro: Lil Moldy)
It is finished. Peace, b**h