[Intro:] Oh my God Based God You're so cool Oh my God, wow Hey, Based God, what you doing? You having a party? You got so many b**hes You're cool Based God, wow Oh my God Based God, I want you to f** my b**h because you're so cool I'm damn near ready to lose my job! Happy new year Based God You can f** my b**h, whoo Can I do something for you? What's up Based God? You're so cool Bonjour Based God Based God, how are things going for a legend? Hey Based God, you gonna play some music? Hey, Based God Based God [Hook:] Based God f**ed my b**hes Based God f**ed my b**hes Everybody know that Based God f**ed my b**hes Based God f**ed my b**hes Based God f**ed my b**hes Everybody know that Based God f**ed my b**hes From the three point, call me Reggie Miller From the three point, call me Reggie Miller From the three point, call me Reggie Miller (Yeah b**h, you already know what I do) From the three point, call me Reggie Miller (Lil B in this motherf**er, looking too raw, you feel me?) [Verse 1:] Ask me who my dealer Based God the dealer Fifty-six hoes and they call me Reggie Miller s**ers know what's up I spit that sh** them b**hes feel her b**hes s** my dick because I run YouTube b**h play with me I bring that noise like Baton Rouge Tiny pink shirt, yes, b**h I pack the two Everybody know that Based God f**ed my b**h Everybody know that Based God got b**hes [Intermission 1:] Oh my God, what can I do for you? Wow Hey! Hey, uh, Based God, you're cool Guess who's over there, that's the Based God, you know about him? Woah, woah, woah, hey, that's the Based God Based God, let me pour you a drink Hey Based God, come over here Dun da da dun dun, Based God! Yeah, I heard about you Hey, Based God, have I ever told you I wanted you to f** my b**h? Wow, Based God, you can f** my b**h Based God, no no no, Based God, haha, you can be the man of honor
You're so cool Based God And f** my wife Ha, Based God you're so funny, you're so nonchalant Based God The Based God's here! Yeah! Based God! Hooray! Wow [Verse 2:] Please drive my b**h, Based God go to work today Don't touch the Based God, please no foul play Based God you're Jesus, damn I can't believe it Based God pays for p**y cause he's so conceited (I love you b**h, oh my God) Based God is depressed but it's okay you b**h (Rosie O'Donnell) Ethiopian girlfriend, damn I'm so icy Jewish girlfriend, Based God's Persian Based God please f** my b**h this summer Based God, you a legend, what the f** is your number? Damn you got haters, you must be a player Based God, I'm a give you my b**h cause you a legend I go to school at twelve o'clock, f** my b**h at seven Based God is depressed cause he's got so many b**hes Based God's in Germany, Based God's in Amsterdam Based God's in China, b**h you must be lying I seen the Based God, he f**ed my b**h, I think I liked it [Intermission 2:] Based God, hey Let me get the bag of chips Hey, Based God, come here So, I got all these girls And I got some b**hes over there We got the hoes over there We got the s**y nerds over there And everybody else over here And Based God, guess what They all wanna f** you Yeah Based God, this is for you! Congratulations! Based God, you're so funny C'mon! Just do it! [Hook:] Based God f**ed my b**hes Based God f**ed my b**hes Everybody know that Based God f**ed my b**hes Based God f**ed my b**hes Based God f**ed my b**hes Everybody know that Based God f**ed my b**hes From the three point, call me Reggie Miller From the three point, call me Reggie Miller From the three point, call me Reggie Miller From the three point, call me Reggie Miller [Instrumental Outro]