What does this guy think he is, an indian? What is he, a goddamn a**hole? What the f** is he doin'? Not ever No way Now he's Johnny Hammersticks. Hammered away like he's freakin' Tommy Noble What the hell's he doin'? Thinks he's got it goin' bossa nova … No way, no way… What is the ga'bage? (garbage) What is this? Oh I'm … king of the trees, I'm the tree-meister … I count on them [When sometimes I (brag? pry?) I like to (steelst)] Yeah right …. yeeeah right This guy's a f*ggot. The guy's some sort of f*ggot indian in the teepee. Who does this guy think he is, he's Captain Knots? He thinks he's Captain Tying Knots, when everyone needs some knots tied they go to him - BULL. sh*t. Bullsh** Aflkjg such a b**h, he thinks he's Miss Sand (?), drinking out of cups…bein' a b**h How ‘bout her fist? How bout her fabulusk(?) bardt (?) Tired of the little kid in the background f**in' goin' craaazzzaayy Who's this guy? Mr. Balloons. Mr. Balloon Hands. No way. No way, get real. Like those things Mr. Walk Way. Mr. Walk Down Me, I'm The Walk Way … lead me to the building - f** you!
5, 6, 4, 3 Yeeaheh Right! Here's some stupid b**h. Who paid for that floor? Not me. No way! Never payin' for no floor ever again. Not ONCE, not NEVA! Nope - Who's chair is that? Who brought that goddamn chair here - not my chair. Not my chair, not my problem - that's what I say No way. Stupid dresses Stupid flowers Lighthouses rule. You don't like the lighthouse, you s**! What is this, Sea Horse Captain? What is this - Seahorse-Seashell party? Who didn't invite me? Why didn't I get invited? Seahorse - Sea HELL. What is this? Get real. I'm in love with sea horses. I'm in love with ‘em. They're so beautiful and cute - I'm in love with the seahorses. They're f**in' unreal, I love them They're like all the clocks - I love them. I love sea horses. And I love lookin' at ‘em And I love SEA SHELLS. I love sea shell things. I love things with sea shells and sea horses on ‘em. Like blankets, and towels, and little bags. I love ‘em Sea horses. For-eva