Emma would you give him up for me
I've got a lot of lovers in my family tree
And I'm climbing high so I can see
London and all the Emerald Isle's
I think I could hang out there for a while
If only just to see you smile
I don't mean to be a Royal pain
But Emma take a look down at the weather vain
And tell me it don't look real strange
Can we talk without him hanging round
He's fogging up my gla**es breathin' down
I think I could take him pound for pound
I don't mean to be a Royal pain
But Emma take a look down at the weather vain
And tell me it's never gonna change
I'm just looking for someone to laugh
At all my jokes in the bubble bath
And someone to write my epitaph
Emma would you give him up for me
I've got a lot of lovers in my family tree
Would you climb high with me