I've seen youth falter at the last f**ing hurdle Resentment of a homewrecker Resentment from a homewrecker And I don't need your sympathy I know what you did to me [Chorus] For a change I would like more, more tattoos For a change I could like myself Cover up my flaws Wrap me in plastic Send me off downstream The midtown rush and I'm stuck in line
Waiting for a sign… pa**ing off metaphors As conversation down some sh**ty f**ing phone line And I can't think of a better place to be I wish I could be a better me [Chorus] I've sat and watched Stand by Me for the millionth time It's a lifeline… I wish I was Chris Chambers But in truth I'm more like Vern and I'm okay with that [Chorus]