(Talking:)
Everyone to the bar
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Not Rich, not George, I'm Cheez
Civilized
until the keg runs dry
and he's tried
to drink from 9 to 5
and then from 5 to 9
Always drunk and going crazy
Always drunk, going crazy
You better believe it
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Not Rich, not George, I'm Cheez
Chesterfield
where the keg's never dry
it's always filled
Have another beer with fear
or have another beer or two
he'll show you his Cheese tattoo
Always drunk, going crazy
You better believe it
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Don't call me Rich
Don't call me George
Just call me Cheez that's who I am
Not Rich Allen George, I'm Cheez
Aye, aye, aye aye
Cinco de moustache
The kids that are hip they grow hair on their lip
They don't have a razor
They don't give a sh**
They grow and grow and grow
So let your moustache show
Oh yeah!