Want to give a shout out to all my sister wives
Calling all you ladies (ai-ee, ai-ee)
Calling all you fringe-elmen (rata-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat)
Turn off your TVs, rev your sa**y engines (uh-huh, uh-huh)
Having a party in my backyard
With limited supervision
It's a midwest world get together
Bonfire, compost, kissing whatever
If you can find my house, you can park for free
Just find a spot in the ditch in the weeds
Dress code: dress-casual
Long sleeves, are rational
To the midwest standard hotties
In the area, come let's party
We need...
More, more, more, more, more, more, more
Extension cords
We need...
More, more, more, more, more, more, more
Extension cords
I'm here to win
You're here to win
We're here to win
Let's begin
Flip that tape, let's do it again
So many people move out of state
That whoever stays behind wants to stay out late
It's so dang dark, can't see my feet
But the stars are up so I can keep a beat
Hit the trail, survey the land, meet a stranger, take a hand
But if a farmer shows up and wants to plow the dirt
We can all run back to my house and make a vegan dessert
Anyone bring some illegal fireworks (oh, no)
Anyone bring some veggie kabobs (ka-please)
Is there a doctor, I need some first aid
In the form of Gatorade
I want my electrolytes to shimmer
We need...
More, more, more, more, more, more, more
Extension cords
We need...
More, more, more, more, more, more, more
Extension cords
I'm here to win
You're here to win
We're here to win
Let's begin
Flip that tape, let's do it again
Pull some boxes from the shed
Gonna throw it down, dance floor extent
There's a thick of thistles that's around the snacks
Can't stop that carb attack
If you wanna call your momma
You need a land line
With no cell-service, it's like 1995
We need a limbo stick (check, check)
We need jazz shoes (check, check)
Now all my friends are here to win, so synchronized dance begin
Sizzle step
Throws Knives
Sticky Toes
Kitty-cat face
Posture up
Tickle down (ahhh)
Now River Walk (below)
We're doing swizzle steps (yeah)
We're doing Throw the Knives (yeah)
We're doing Sticky Toes (yeah)
We're doing Tickle Down (yeah)
We're doing Kitty-cat face (woah)
I'm here to win
You're here to win
We're here to win
Let's begin
Flip that tape, let's do it again-na
"Ooh, this is a great party"
"Yes, I really enjoy it"