Want to give a shout out to all my sister wives Calling all you ladies (ai-ee, ai-ee) Calling all you fringe-elmen (rata-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat) Turn off your TVs, rev your sa**y engines (uh-huh, uh-huh) Having a party in my backyard With limited supervision It's a midwest world get together Bonfire, compost, kissing whatever If you can find my house, you can park for free Just find a spot in the ditch in the weeds Dress code: dress-casual Long sleeves, are rational To the midwest standard hotties In the area, come let's party We need... More, more, more, more, more, more, more Extension cords We need... More, more, more, more, more, more, more Extension cords I'm here to win You're here to win We're here to win Let's begin Flip that tape, let's do it again So many people move out of state That whoever stays behind wants to stay out late It's so dang dark, can't see my feet But the stars are up so I can keep a beat Hit the trail, survey the land, meet a stranger, take a hand But if a farmer shows up and wants to plow the dirt We can all run back to my house and make a vegan dessert Anyone bring some illegal fireworks (oh, no) Anyone bring some veggie kabobs (ka-please)
Is there a doctor, I need some first aid In the form of Gatorade I want my electrolytes to shimmer We need... More, more, more, more, more, more, more Extension cords We need... More, more, more, more, more, more, more Extension cords I'm here to win You're here to win We're here to win Let's begin Flip that tape, let's do it again Pull some boxes from the shed Gonna throw it down, dance floor extent There's a thick of thistles that's around the snacks Can't stop that carb attack If you wanna call your momma You need a land line With no cell-service, it's like 1995 We need a limbo stick (check, check) We need jazz shoes (check, check) Now all my friends are here to win, so synchronized dance begin Sizzle step Throws Knives Sticky Toes Kitty-cat face Posture up Tickle down (ahhh) Now River Walk (below) We're doing swizzle steps (yeah) We're doing Throw the Knives (yeah) We're doing Sticky Toes (yeah) We're doing Tickle Down (yeah) We're doing Kitty-cat face (woah) I'm here to win You're here to win We're here to win Let's begin Flip that tape, let's do it again-na "Ooh, this is a great party" "Yes, I really enjoy it"